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This is the first in a series of posts about cool things with inter­change­able parts. What?

The first time I shaved, I used a cheap dis­pos­able razor that I hap­pened to find in the bath­room. I was 15.

These were dread­ful, by the way.

I didn’t know any bet­ter at the time, and I didn’t learn any bet­ter for a while. It was easy to just keep using pro­gres­sively bladier multi-blade car­tridge mod­els. Two blades to start, then four after a cou­ple of years. I stuck with four long after the world had moved ahead, but I soon caught up with the whole five blade deal.

Clearly my razor wasn’t the only tool in the bathroom.

I’d hear mum­blings from other men about bet­ter ways to shave, but the thought of my mother scold­ing me because I cut my throat open because I was using a dan­ger­ous razor still loomed large in my otherwise-independent adult brain. I was in my mid-20s by that point, but I’ll never out­grow that sort of thing because she’ll never out­grow not let­ting me hear the end of it if some­thing goes wrong.

It’s a good thing I didn’t lis­ten to hypothetical-her (sorry, mom) because if I had, I wouldn’t have picked up my first double-edge razor a cou­ple of years ago.

My what?

Double-edge razors are also known as “safety razors” because they were a heck of a lot safer than those big, scary straight razors that were com­mon before them.

It may seem ironic today, because it’s def­i­nitely eas­ier to cut your­self with a double-edge than with a car­tridge razor, but you know what else is eas­ier to cut with a double-edge? The hair on your face. Which is what matters.

Shav­ing with one of these sharp thin­gies requires you to take it slow, but that’s alright.

Seri­ously though, they’re actu­ally good

I use a double-edge razor because¹ I find them to be more effec­tive, lead to less skin irri­ta­tion and fewer ingrown hairs, and over the long run, actu­ally be cheaper. It’s also nice that shav­ing this way leads to a lot less waste to be thrown away.

It was only after I began shav­ing with one for the rea­sons above, that I real­ized another ben­e­fit: I’m shav­ing with an open sys­tem of inter­change­able parts.

Fuck yeah, inter­change­able parts

Since safety razors have been around since the very early 1900s, any patents on the sys­tem have long-since expired. That means that any­one can cre­ate han­dles or blades that are com­pat­i­ble with every­thing else avail­able for the sys­tem, which leads to a wealth of choice for both han­dles and blades… which of course means low prices.

What excites me much more than the poten­tial for sav­ing money (sorry again, mom) is the poten­tial for cus­tomiza­tion that such an open sys­tem allows. Basi­cally, I can pair any razor designed for this stan­dard—fat han­dles, skinny han­dles, short han­dles, shiny ones, douchebag ones, ones from the future, uh, this one—with any blade that I want. This means I can sep­a­rate the style from the sub­stance; I can pair my favorite han­dle with my favorite blade and have what is, to me, the ulti­mate shav­ing machine.

Also, cheap

Ever heard some­one com­plain about how expen­sive it is to shave, or more specif­i­cally, to buy refills for a car­tridge razor? I prob­a­bly don’t need to explain the razor and blades busi­ness model that car­tridge razors fol­low. (If you like pay­ing a lot of money for the rest of for­ever, you’ll love it.)

If you perused those Ama­zon links above, you’re prob­a­bly won­der­ing what’s wrong with my idea of “cheap.” Well, the double-edge razor turns the razor and blades model on its head; in this world, the han­dle is the more expen­sive item, with $30 US not being unusual for the more com­mon brands. How­ever, this buys a qual­ity metal instru­ment that will likely out­live you… and you def­i­nitely make up for it with the blades — 10¢ or 20¢ blades are common!

The future

The double-edge shav­ing sys­tem isn’t going anywhere.

While it’s obvi­ously less pop­u­lar now than it was in its hey­day (but so were fedo­ras, and cool guys still wear those), we know how the Inter­net changes things; retail­ers can use it to sell obscure prod­ucts to weirdos every­where, the kind of things mass-market brick-and-mortar loca­tions would never bother stock­ing on their shelves. I don’t mind buy­ing online and wait­ing a few days, so I can have any blade I want deliv­ered to my door.

Cheaper, bet­ter and ulti­mately, more inter­change­able. That’s why I shave like this.