I don’t wish you a safe trip

I drove my girl­friend to the air­port this morn­ing. After I took her bag out of the car and put it on the curb, we stood there and exchanged good­byes, and every­thing you can imag­ine comes with those.

But I didn’t tell her to “have a safe trip.” Why not?

Because I don’t hate her.

If you real­ly care for someone’s hap­pi­ness, is “a safe trip” real­ly what you want for them? I mean, they already know you hope they don’t get harmed… because they know you don’t hate them. Every time you aspire to safe­ty on some­one else’s behalf — wish­ing them a safe trip, or flight, or hol­i­day week­end, or what­ev­er they’re about to embark on — “the ter­ror­ists” (or whomev­er) have won.

So if I like you, instead of a safe trip…

  • I hope you’ll have an amaz­ing trip.
  • I hope your trip is unfor­get­table.
  • I hope you expe­ri­ence new things on your trip.
  • I hope your trip changes your per­spec­tive.
  • I hope your trip makes you smile many times.
  • I hope there are numer­ous pho­to oppor­tu­ni­ties on your trip.
  • I hope that, if you’re into that sort of thing, your trip takes you out of your com­fort zone just enough to be remark­able.

And so on.

(Impor­tant excep­tion: I’m think­ing that if you’re someone’s moth­er, you get a free pass, because your wish is more than just words — it’s a reminder to not do any­thing stu­pid. And you’re hard­wired to believe that, when our of your sight, your kid is con­stant­ly doing stu­pid things. But you should real­ly con­sid­er try­ing some­thing from the list above.)

So what did I wish my girl­friend this morn­ing?

Um… I can’t remem­ber. It was real­ly ear­ly.

3 thoughts on “I don’t wish you a safe trip”

    1. That’s a legit­i­mate strat­e­gy for the “spe­cial” peo­ple in your life who may need a lit­tle remind­ing. But I’m think­ing (hop­ing, real­ly) most peo­ple prob­a­bly already know and can be wished a wish plucked from a lit­tle high­er up on Maslow’s Hier­ar­chy of Needs. : )

  1. I soooo agree with this. I hate it when peo­ple wish me a safe trip. Stop it peo­ple. It makes me think they are peo­ple who work at Wal­greens rather than my family/close friends.

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