Yes, that’s a new laptop. Yes, I know what year it is.

lenovo-thinkpad-x230-frontI know it’s 2013 and as far as “mo­bile com­put­ing” goes, I’m sup­posed to be pinch-zooming and app-buying and poorly-typing on a tablet like the cool kids. And I do — my  O.G. Nexus 7 (the 2012 mod­el) some­times makes a nice com­pan­ion1 to my Galaxy Nexus Android phone, by be­ing slight­ly faster and hav­ing a slight­ly bet­ter screen. However, over the 15 months I’ve owned the Nexus 7, it nev­er quite be­came the sec­ond mo­bile de­vice that I want­ed. Useful, yes… tran­scen­dent, no.

I knew some­thing was still miss­ing, so I re­cent­ly went and bought a small lap­top com­put­er, a Lenovo ThinkPad X230, to car­ry around. It runs Debian Linux. It does the things I want. It’s a won­der­ful thing to have.

I needed this because…

The lap­top that the ThinkPad re­placed was from 2007, and while a de­cent com­put­er from back then would like­ly still be good to­day, my old lap­top was not a de­cent com­put­er, even when new. Back then, I didn’t know just how painful­ly slow an ultra-low-voltage, low clock-speed CPU could be… I guess I thought it be­ing dual-core would some­how make up for it. Also, the cool­ing fan was a bit of a whin­er, and would con­stant­ly and very vo­cal­ly dis­agree with Linux’s style of pow­er man­age­ment. The darned thing would con­stant­ly sound like a mini-jet-engine — too ob­nox­ious to use around peo­ple I ac­tu­al­ly like.

Low on pow­er, high on noise — not a good combo.

But these days…

In the last half-decade or so, main­stream hu­mans seem to have ac­cept­ed the smart­phone, and seem to be do­ing the same for the id­iot cam­era (“tablets”). It’s the “Post-PC era,” or some­thing. Plenty of peo­ple seem to be do­ing okay with­out spend­ing much time on their general-purpose per­son­al com­put­ers, but over time I re­al­ized that as I tried to go along with this trend, I was miss­ing out. For me, a com­put­ing life cen­tered around mo­bile “smart” de­vices was one of un­ac­cept­able com­pro­mise. Composing more than a cou­ple of sen­tences with­out a key­board makes me want to just not both­er to write, de­vices with­out ex­pand­able stor­age make one de­pen­dent on rent-seeking “cloud” ser­vices, and the mo­bile app ecosys­tem has hand­fuls of well-known prob­lems (pri­va­cy, lock-in, and so on).

There’s a place for these de­vices, even in my life, but they just don’t re­place a general-purpose com­put­er. Ever.

So I did this…

I made sure not to make last time’s mis­takes when buy­ing this com­put­er. The i5 CPU is more than ad­e­quate, and I have a ton of RAM. ThinkPads are known to play nice­ly with Linux, be­cause they’re used by that awe­some kind of geek who fig­ures that shit out (and wouldn’t put up with a jet en­gine lap­top). It runs Debian Jessie (“test­ing”) with on­ly mi­nor an­noy­ances — not per­fect, but noth­ing I can’t han­dle.2

Hardware build-quality and dura­bil­i­ty are ma­jor plusses for an every­day car­ry ma­chine, and that’s what ThinkPads are known for. And of course, TrackPoint is tru­ly the best way to mouse. A lot has been said about the new ThinkPad key­boards, and while this one suf­fers from the bull­shit key lay­out (com­pare it to the awe­some, ug­ly 1337-geek clas­sic style), the key­board ac­tu­al­ly feel pret­ty nice to type on, even if the bizarrely-placed PrintScreen key oc­ca­sion­al­ly en­rages me.

And finally…

In the spir­it of bury­ing the lede, here are some things I in­tend to en­joy while tot­ing around this rock-solid, large-screen-and-real-keyboard device:

  • Full desk­top OS that does all the things
  • Better web brows­ing; ap­prox­i­mate­ly 1,000 open tabs
  • Actually writ­ing things, blog­ging sil­ly ideas and such
  • Tons of lo­cal stor­age (SSD + HDD = yay!)
  • Semi-modern PC games, in­clud­ing lots of Humble Bundle goodness
  • Codecademy
  • Interactive fic­tion, per­haps (now, where did I mis­place my patience?)
  1. My most com­mon tablet us­es are as fol­lows: gam­ing, view­ing TV episodes and movies, and web brows­ing. I’m putting this in a foot­note so as not to side­track my­self, but it’s an im­por­tant point. One of the best things about hav­ing the tablet was that it gave me an­oth­er 16 GB of stor­age, on top of the 16 GB avail­able on my phone. A lot of peo­ple seem to think that Google in­ten­tion­al­ly lim­its the stor­age avail­able in their flag­ship de­vices to push peo­ple in­to us­ing their mon­e­ti­z­able “cloud” me­dia of­fer­ings in­stead of lo­cal stor­age. I wouldn’t be sur­prised if this were true, but hon­est­ly, the #1 rea­son I’d like more lo­cal stor­age in my de­vices is not to car­ry around more me­dia, but more and larg­er apps — some­thing you can’t put in the cloud.
  2. I imag­ine Debian Stable or Ubuntu would be bet­ter.

Can we just drop this?

If you’re not a rap­per pro­mot­ing your new al­bum — and es­pe­cial­ly if you’re a non-rapper who works in mar­ket­ing — can you do us a fa­vor and not use “drop” to mean “the date on which [my thing] is set to be released”?

I’m sor­ry you’ve cho­sen e-mail spam or what­ev­er the fuck you do for a liv­ing, but talk­ing about the day your new cam­paign or what­ev­er “drops” doesn’t make you sound hip or hard or whatever.

There is one ac­cept­able use out­side the rap game: are you a preg­nant woman dis­cussing the date your kid is due to be born? Then that’s… ac­tu­al­ly to­tal­ly cool.

“Lil’ shorty drops November 7th. Yeah.”
–Expectant mother