To my small in size, but large in stature, readership, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that I love all of you. <3
(n.b. This offer of one (1) unit of platonic love applies to current readership only, as of the moment of publishing. Whether this offer will be extended to future readers remains to be seen, and is expressly not guaranteed. While extension to future readers is decided on a reader-by-reader basis, subscribing to my RSS feed would not hurt your chances, and almost certainly puts you on the fast track to my heart. Offer not available where prohibited. Your mileage may vary.)
:)